The Booty Report

"Arrr matey! Here be the spot where Asteroid 2024 YR4 might deliver a right jolly whack!"

2025-02-13

Arrr matey! A wee 2 percent chance that in seven years, “the city destroyer” be crashin’ into Mother Earth like an 8-megaton cannonball! Blimey! Here be the spots where it might make a splash! Keep yer sea legs steady, or ye might end up in Davy Jones’ locker!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ye round, for I’ve a tale most curious to share! Now, 'tis said that in seven turns of the sun, a fearsome beast dubbed “the city destroyer” be a-comin' to pay our fair Earth a visit. Aye, it carries the might of an 8-megaton cannonball, ready to unleash chaos and rumble like a drunken sailor after too much grog!

But fear not, for the chances of this calamity rainin' down upon us be but a paltry 2 percent. Aye, that be a slim chance indeed! Like findin' a treasure map in a pile of barnacle-covered booty! So, while we swab the decks and chart our courses, let us not fret too much 'bout this celestial scallywag that be lurkin' in the vastness of the skies.

Now, savvy mates, the wise folks have been scratchin' their heads and figurin' where this rogue rock might land when it finally decides to drop in. They be markin' the spots on their maps, but I say, “Why worry ‘bout where it be hittin’ when we be livin’ the pirate’s life today?” So, let us hoist the sails, drink our rum, and dance a jig, for we’ve a fine time to live before we face the city destroyer’s wrath!

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