Arrr! The DOGE crew be gatherin', throwin' shade on $36T treasure debt, as House mates declare 'war on squanderin'!
2025-02-13
Ahoy, mateys! Captain Marjorie Taylor Greene of the House Subcommittee be on the hunt fer squanderin' booty! In her maiden hearing, she declared a grand "war on waste," ready to plunder the Treasury and keep the doubloons flowin' smooth as rum! Avast, wasteful scallywags!
Aye, gather 'round, ye scallywags! The House Subcommittee on Delivering on Government Efficiency be settin’ sail on its maiden voyage, with a hullabaloo over the mighty $36 trillion national debt! The Republicans be pointin’ fingers at the Democrats, who be takin’ shots at Elon Musk for tryin’ to trim the fat from the government’s treasure trove.Captain Marjorie Taylor Greene, the fearless chairwoman from South Carolina, be claimin’ the blame lays squarely on Congress and past presidential administrations. She be sayin’ the time has come to abandon the political theatrics and join forces in the battle against waste, arm in arm with Trump, Musk, and the DOGE crew!
Greene warns that shacklin' the nation in debt be a betrayal most foul! Meanwhile, Rep. Melanie Stanbury, the top Democrat, be throwin’ shade at Trump and Musk, callin’ their antics reckless. With witnesses exposin’ bountiful waste, like gold spent on luxury inns for migrants and other absurdities, it be a wild time indeed!
So, hoist the sails and prepare for an uproarious clash of ideas, for this committee be determined to tackle the treacherous seas of government spending, all while swappin' jabs like the fiercest buccaneers of yore! Arrr!