Arr matey! Riley Gaines be sayin' Trump’s sea dog of education will guard the fair lasses’ sportin' ways! Har har!
2025-02-13
Avast, me hearties! President Trump be settin' sail with Linda McMahon at the helm o' the Education ship! She be swearin' to guard the lassies in the sportin' seas, keepin' 'em safe from scallywags. Aye, let the games begin, and may the best wench win!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a brave lass who swam the treacherous waters of women’s sports, only to be waylaid by scallywags claimin’ to be ‘inclusive.’ Aye, this fine female athlete, Riley, found herself compete’n against a lad at the NCAA championships, and blow me down, he snatched away the glory from a hard-workin’ woman. To add insult to injury, they had to share a locker room! What folly be this, I say!The former Biden crew, ye know the ones, were as hypocritical as a one-legged pirate claimin’ to be a master of the sea. They wanted to let all manners of fellows into ladies’ sports, while turnin’ a blind eye to the fairness owed to the fairer sex. But fear not, for a new captain be on the horizon! Linda McMahon, the new Secretary of Education, be ready to hoist the flag of protection for young lasses everywhere.
With her at the helm, we be promised a new dawn where Title IX will be guarded like a treasure chest. McMahon be a fierce advocate for women, having championed their rights in the wrestling ring and beyond. The winds of change be blowin’, and I sense a fairer future for all ye brave souls in the world of sports! So raise a tankard and let’s toast to fairness on the high seas of competition! Arrr!