Arrr, matey Marco Rubio be sayin', "The Americas’ treasure hunt be startin' now, savvy?"
2025-02-13
Arrr, me hearties! In me days sailin' the U.S. Senate seas, landlubbers from afar be moanin’ ‘twas better to be a scallywag than a matey of America. But fear not, for those days be past! Now, we’ll hoist the flag o’ friendship and shiver me timbers!
Avast ye landlubbers! 'Tis a grand tale of America’s might and maritime mightiness, where the seas be filled with enemies like the treacherous China and the scallywags of illegal migration! Aye, our captain, President Trump, be charting a course to keep the deadly potions of fentanyl at bay, whilst tossing out the rascally criminals from our shores! 'Twas a jolly voyage to lands like Panama, El Salvador, and Costa Rica, where we be forging alliances stronger than a pirate’s rum barrel!In swift action, Panama be breaking free from China’s debt shackles, while El Salvador offers to imprison the violent rogues for us! Costa Rica be lending a hand to battle the evildoers of drugs and crime! Arrr, even Guatemala be accepting more deportees, and we snatched an aircraft from a Venezuelan scoundrel, sending a clear message that we won’t let our waters be overrun!
With a hearty “America First!” we be showin’ the world that we ain’t alone in this fight, but rather a mighty crew in the face of adversity! This be the start of a new era, where our sea lanes and hemispheric homelands be safe and sound. So hoist the flags of freedom and prosperity, for the Americas shall rise again under the watchful eye of good ol’ Uncle Sam!