Arrr! The Senate be lettin' Robert F. Kennedy Jr. hoist the sails as Trump's health swab! What a jolly crew!
2025-02-13
Arrr, mateys! The Senate aboard the good ship Trump be givin' a hearty aye to Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as the keeper of health and human mischief! With a crew of salty Republicans, they charted a course o' controversy, ready to shiver the timbers of vaccines! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ye round fer a tale of political shenanigans on the high seas of governance! On a fine Thursday morn, the Senate, like a crew divided by the wind, cast their fateful votes and hoisted Robert F. Kennedy Jr. into the esteemed role of Health and Human Services secretary in the cabinet of Captain Trump!This be no ordinary tale, for the Senate, ruled by the Republican buccaneers, voted almost entirely along their own faction's lines, makin' it a right spectacle indeed! The final showdown, like a fierce cannon battle, was set in motion just hours prior, when another party line vote was held, tickin' down the clock towards the moment of reckoning.
Now, Kennedy be a known skeptic of them magical vaccines, and his nomination be as controversial as a pirate in a parley! Aye, the seas of public opinion be stormy and treacherous, and Kennedy’s presence in the cabinet be shiverin' the timbers of many a landlubber's heart.