Arrr! 'Tis true, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be takin' the helm of the health ship, savvy?
2025-02-13
Arrr, mateys! The Senate be givin' the nod to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., a lawyer who be raisin' a ruckus 'bout them potions! He'll be captaining a mighty treasure of $1.7 trillion for health and grub. But lo! Only McConnell had the courage to mutter “nay.” What a jolly crew!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of grand folly upon the high seas of politics! The Senate, that raucous crew of landlubbers, did confirm the notorious Robert F. Kennedy Jr.! Aye, this scallywag be a lawyer of renown and a loudmouth when it comes to them pesky potions they call vaccines!Now, this blaggard finds himself at the helm o' the health treasury, commandin' a mighty $1.7 trillion doubloons meant for all manner o' potions, food safety, and the health of half the country’s crew! Shiver me timbers, that be quite the treasure chest!
Yet, not all hands be clappin' with glee! Aye, several Republican mates be raisin' their eyebrows like sails in a storm, doubtin’ the wisdom of lettin' a vaccine critic steer this ship! But lo and behold, the crafty Sen. Mitch McConnell, that sly fox o’ Kentucky, cast the lone vote against this unexpected captain. Arrr, what a sight to behold!
So, as the good ship Democracy sails on, we be left wonderin’ if this choice be a boon or a bane! Keep a weather eye open, ye scallywags, for the tides o' health be changin’!