Arrr, matey! Elon be demandin' the U.S. to sink every bloomin' agency to Davy Jones' locker!
2025-02-13
Arrr, me hearties! Elon Musk be makin' a ruckus, shoutin' to “scuttle whole ships” o' the federal crew! With Trump’s noddin' approval, he’s usin' his power like a captain plunderin' treasure, causin' a ruckus over who’s the true captain o' the ship! Aye, what a jolly spectacle!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale of the notorious Elon Musk, a scallywag of the highest order! On a fateful Thursday, this landlubber stood at the grand World Governments Summit in the far-off sands of Dubai and bellowed, “Let’s heave-ho and delete entire agencies from the U.S. federal ship!” Aye, ye heard right!