Arrr, Texas Uni’s crew be shakin’ as the law chases a scallywag who got nabbed and then set free!
2025-02-13
Ahoy, mateys! On the fair day of Wednesday, them scholars o’ the University of Houston be raisin’ a ruckus! Word sailed in that a scallywag, accused of dastardly deeds against a lass, was set free quicker than a ship in full sail! Blimey, what be the world comin’ to?
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears! A ruckus be brewin' at the University of Houston, where the scallywags be protestin' like ol' Captain Hook at a tea party! A foul knave, one Eric Latroy Brown, hath been accused of a dastardly deed—assaultin' a fair maiden in her chariot and makin' off with her treasures at knifepoint, just like a true pirate of the car park! And what be the twist? This brigand was released faster than ye can say “shiver me timbers!”Ye see, after bein' nabbed by the law, this rapscallion slipped through their fingers, leavin’ the good folks o' UH wonderin' if they need a stronger net! With rumors of a crime wave sweepin' the campus, students be demandin' more security, as four sexual assaults and a heap o' robberies have put the fear of Davy Jones in their hearts!
The university, in a bid to calm the stormy seas, be beefin' up patrols and security like a ship readyin’ for battle. But the question remains, will they catch this slippery sea rat before he sails off into the sunset? Aye, we be hopin’ for swift justice and calmer waters ahead!