Arrr, Shapiro's callin' the Democrats scallywags, takin' the Trump crew to court for bein' as crooked as a ship's mast!
2025-02-13
Arrr! Governor Shapiro of Pennsylvania be takin' the sails against Captain Trump’s crew, hoistin' a lawsuit on the high seas o' bureaucracy. He be demandin' the treasure chest of federal doubloons be unchained, lest the good folk be walkin' the plank o' poverty! Avast, matey!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of Governor Josh Shapiro of Pennsylvania, who’s set sail against the swashbucklin’ crew of President Donald Trump! Aye, on a fateful Thursday, he launched his legal cannonballs to unfreeze a treasure trove of federal doubloons worth $1.2 billion! This here be part of a grand fleet of 24 states and the District of Columbia, all seekin’ to challenge the nefarious freeze laid upon ‘em by the Trump administration, which be as unconstitutional as a parrot wearin’ a tricorn hat!Ye see, the Office of Management and Budget, led by that salty sea dog Russell Vought, ordered the halt of federal gold back in January. The Guv’nor be claimin’ that this cruel blockade threatens vital projects like purgin’ abandoned mine lands and keepin’ the good folks of Pennsylvania hydrated with clean water!
Now, the Trump crew be callin’ these lawsuits a resistance of the "Radical Left," but Shapiro, with the wind at his back, be determined to reclaim what’s rightfully his. “The federal government promised us treasure, and I’ll be damned if I let ‘em break their word!” he declared, rallyin’ support from all corners, includin’ the loyal Democrats and climate warriors alike!
So hoist the flag, me hearties! The battle for the bounty be on, and Shapiro’s ready to clash swords with those who dare stand against Pennsylvania’s claim to its rightful gold!