Arrr! DOGE be settin' sail on the Biden-Mayorkas treasure map for illegal migration doubloons, savvy?
2025-02-13
Arrr matey! Through the grand ship o’ Homeland Security, the Biden crew be sendin’ gold doubloons to FEMA, who then be fillin’ the coffers of states, cities, and landlubber charities fer ferryin’, shelterin’, and pamperin’ them scallywag illegal aliens! A merry treasure hunt, if ye will!
Aye, mateys! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn about the scallywag Elon Musk and his merry crew at the Department of Government Efficiency, or DOGE for short. They be diggin’ into the murky depths of government coin, and what be surfacing ain't fit for a pirate's parley!