The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! If ye’ve snagged a Seagate treasure, beware the Chia ruckus brewin’! Here’s the scoop, savvy?

2025-02-13

Arrr, thousands o' worn-out Seagate HDDs be swarmin' the market like barnacles on a ship! Buyers, blissfully unaware, be snatchin' up these scallywag drives from Chia mines, thinkin' they be brand spankin' new! A treasure hunt gone awry, savvy?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale o' treachery on the high seas of hard drives! Seagate, the lords of HDDs, be denyin’ any foul play in the sale of used drives once plundered from Chia cryptocurrency mines in the far-off lands of China. Aye, these scallywags o' retailers be swindlin’ honest sailors by sellin’ these battered drives as if they be fresh off the forge!

It seems a mighty investigation has uncovered a trove o’ these high-mileage drives loungin’ about Europe, Australia, Thailand, and Japan, claimin’ to be brand spankin’ new! Savvy buyers be advised to check their Seagate HDDs with some fancy tools or risk bein’ duped like a landlubber at a card game.

Seagate be standin’ firm, claimin’ they only deal in genuine hardware through proper channels, and they be launchin’ a full investigation, callin’ upon affected buyers to report any shady dealings. Meanwhile, the retailers be scurrying about like rats on a sinking ship, some offerin’ free returns whilst others be claimin' ignorance! So, hoist the sails and double-check yer drives, lest ye be walkin’ the plank of disappointment!

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