Arrr! Trump be scribblin' on a scroll, unleashin' trade storms 'mongst mates, bringin' chaos to our treasure chests!
2025-02-13
Ahoy, mateys! Captain Trump be settin' sail with a grand scheme to raise the jolly tariffs to match those scallywags abroad! "Fairness be the name of the game," he trumpeted from his captain's quarters. But beware! A storm o' trade be brewin' with friends and foes alike! Arrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather round, fer I be havin’ a tale of the landlubber President Donald Trump, who be makin’ waves in the high seas of trade! On a fateful Thursday, he hoisted the sails to unveil his grand scheme o’ tariffs, matchin’ them pesky taxes what other countries be layin’ upon imports. Aye, he be hopin’ to right the ship o’ trade imbalances and steer clear o’ troubled waters with both friends and foes alike!