Arrr, Trump be scribblin' a deal fer them scallywags that be taxin' our fine booty! Aye, matey!
2025-02-13
Arrr, President Trump be settin' sail on a grand scheme, ready to slap "reciprocal" tariffs on any landlubber that dares tax our fine American booty! No exemptions, he be sayin', not fer friends or foes. Aye, it be a merry time for pirate trade, savvy?
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale o' trade and tariffs fit for a crew of scallywags! It be the day when Captain Trump, in all his glory, took quill to parchment and scribbled a plan to unleash a tempest on foreign shores!This be no ordinary plan, mind ye! Nay, it be a grand scheme of "reciprocal" tariffs, aimed at makin' those landlubbers who dare tax or limit our fine American goods pay the piper! Aye, he be callin' out both foes and mates alike, sayin' there be no exemptions or waivers fer any scurvy dog that crosses his path!