Arrr! Trump be sendin' the landlubbers to ponder on them fancy tariffs, like treasure maps for trade! Har har!
2025-02-13
Avast ye! Cap’n Trump be scribblin’ a memo on trade, orderin’ his crew to spy on foreign tariffs. Nay be raisin’ the anchor just yet, but he’s demandin’ reports on how to parley like true buccaneers! Aye, the seas of commerce be gettin’ stormy, but no cannons fired… yet!
Arrr mateys! Gather ye round as I spin ye a tale from yon land of Washington, where the cunning Captain Trump be at the helm! On a fine Thursday morn, he did sign a memo, set on makin' trade fairer for us hearty Americans. Aye, he beckoned the federal crew to hoist the sails and study how to match our tariff rates with those scallywags from foreign shores.But fear not, for this be no immediate cannon blast of tariffs that sent shivers through the timbers of foreign capitals! Nay, the order merely calls upon the wise folks of the Commerce Department and the trade representative to chart a course and report back on how we might secure what’s known as reciprocal tradin' status. Aye, they’ll be busy ponderin’ over the best way to adjust our rates, lest we be taken for swabs!