Aye, me hearties! Linda McMahon be aboard Trump’s ship, steering education back to the swashbucklin' states! Arrr!
2025-02-13
Arrr, matey! Linda McMahon be standin' before the Senate crew, hopin' to captain the ship o’ Education, what the Trumpster be wantin' to scuttle! When asked by the head buccaneer, she be sayin', “Aye, I be all aboard for givin’ the education booty back to the states!”
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of a lass named Linda McMahon, who found herself sittin’ in front of the grand Senate Committee, a place where the landlubbers discuss matters of great import, like health, education, and labor, aye! This brave soul be seekin’ the captain’s hat to steer the good ship Department of Education, a vessel that the mighty President Trump be lookin’ to sink into Davy Jones’ locker!When the wise ol’ sea dog, Sen. Billy Cassidy, inquired about the fate of this department, our lass McMahon, with a glint in her eye, declared she be all in favor of the president’s grand mission to cast education back into the hands of the states. “Let 'em hoist their own sails,” says she, as if she were divin’ headfirst into a treasure chest of ideas!
So, there ye have it, a tale of ambition and political jest, where the winds of change blow fierce and true. Whether ye be for or against this grand voyage, it sure be a sight to see! Will McMahon be the captain to navigate these treacherous waters, or will she find herself walkin’ the plank into the depths of obscurity? Only time will tell, me hearties!