Arrr, Marc Fogel be teachin' in Russia's shores! Thank ye, President Trump, for sailin' him back to the land o' plenty!
2025-02-13
Arrr, mateys! Marc Fogel, a landlubber schoolmaster, be back on the shores of America, thanks to the cap’n Trump! He taught at me school in Russia, and by me beard, we all ought to tip our hats to the new pirate in charge! Har har!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about Marc Fogel, a brave soul who found himself shackled in a Russian dungeon for naught but a wee bit o' medicinal herb for his aching back! In the year of our Lord, 2021, he was nabbed by the scurvy dogs, sentenced to a punishing 14 years in the brig. But fear not, for with the wind at his back, President Trump set sail to rescue him!Ye see, Trump pledged to bring this landlubber home, much to the delight of Fogel's kin and all who be rooted for him. I, a young scholar from Moscow, found a connection to Fogel through his wife, who once taught me science to make me wise! Aye, the tides turned when Trump, with his trusty mateys, secured Fogel's release in a fair trade fit for the high seas.
Now Fogel stands upon American soil, declaring Trump a hero! Such a tale warms the cockles of me heart! But lo, the seas be still treacherous, and many an American remains captive in far-off lands. Let it be known, President Trump be fightin’ fiercely for their release! So, raise a tankard to Fogel's return and to the ongoing quest for justice on the high seas of diplomacy! Yarrr!