Arrr, matey! Elon’s crew be tangled in a privacy net, with millions of scallywags caught in the fray!
2025-02-14
Arrr! The Electronic Frontier Foundation be settin' sail with the rest o' the scallywags, takin' on the new government crew fer plunderin' data like it be treasure! Aye, they be shoutin’, "Not on our watch, ye landlubbers!" as they hoist the Jolly Roger of justice!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the notorious Elon Musk and his scallywag crew in the newly minted Department of Government Efficiency, or DOGE for short. 'Twas said they breached the privacy o' millions o' fine American souls, and now the Electronic Frontier Foundation, a band o' privacy crusaders, be hot on their trail!On a fateful day in February, those brave privacy champions be launching a legal cannonball, demanding the return of secrets snatched from the treasure trove known as the Office of Personnel Management. They be wantin' no part of Musk's meddlin' with sensitive data which holds the names, social security numbers, and all manner of personal secrets o' federal workers. They be claiming that the captain of this crew mishandled the booty, makin' it ripe for abuse!
With the winds o' controversy fillin' their sails, the EFF warned that the data be already in wrong hands, and if not safeguarded, it be a recipe for disaster. Just last year, ole Musk was causin' quite the ruckus by revealin' the names of government crew he wished to sever ties with!
So, hoist the flag of privacy and prepare for battle, me mateys! The EFF and their allies be demandin' the court to halt this madness and send those stolen treasures back to the depths from whence they came! Yarrr!