"Keepin' poor souls locked in Guantánamo be a scurvy deed! Avast! Shut it down, ye barnacle-covered knaves!"
2025-02-13
Avast, me hearties! When word reached me ears that Captain Trump be wantin’ to stash 30,000 scallywags at Guantánamo Bay, I nearly lost me grog! As a lawyer for the lost souls, we be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest to close that cursed place, not fill it with more wretches! Arrr!
Avast ye scallywags! When I caught wind of the news that President Trump be wantin' to lock up a whole fleet o' 30,000 migrants at Guantánamo Bay, me stomach did a flip-flop like a fish outta water! Aye, I be an immigration attorney with the International Refugee Assistance Project, and not long ago, me hearties and I penned a report that laid bare the dark and stormy depths o' inhumane detention at that cursed naval base.Yarr, our findings be showin' that the Migrant Operations Center at Guantánamo be a place better suited fer a kraken than for innocent souls seekin' refuge. Instead of expandin' this dreadful prison, we be shoutin' from the crow's nest that it should be closed faster than a ship in full sail! It be a right shame to treat folks like they be scallywags when they be runnin' from the likes of Davy Jones himself!
So, me hearties, let’s hoist the Jolly Roger high and demand that the powers that be show some humanity! Fair winds and following seas to all those seekin' a better life, for every soul deserves a chance to sail free on the open seas, not be trapped in dark and dreary holds!