"Arrr! Ten scallywags from the Tren de Aragua be the first lot of rogues shipped off to Guantanamo Bay, yarr!"
2025-02-13
Arrr, mateys! A crew of ten scallywags from the Tren de Aragua set sail for Guantanamo Bay this week! The White House wench, Karoline Leavitt, spun a yarn 'bout our brave ICE buccaneers shoving 'em on a flight from El Paso to Cuba. Aye, cleanin' the seas of villainous vermin!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of mischief and mayhem on the high seas of news! This week, a motley crew of ten scallywags known as the Tren de Aragua gang, them rascally rogues from yonder El Paso, found themselves in a most unfortunate predicament.As the winds of fate would have it, these dastardly brigands were rounded up and shipped off like a sack o’ potatoes to the distant shores of Guantanamo Bay! Aye, 'tis true! The goodly White House press secretary, Karoline Leavitt, did declare to the landlubber reporters that our brave ICE agents be on the hunt, plundering the land for violent criminal illegal aliens.
With a hearty “Yo ho ho!” Leavitt proclaimed their noble quest to rid the fair lands of such scoundrels, ensuring that our ports be safe from the likes of these TdA knaves. So raise yer tankards, me mates, for the captains of law and order be sailin’ forth, keepin’ the seas clear o’ the villainous lot! But beware! For there be more mischief on the horizon, and ye never know when another band of brigands might set sail! Arrr!