Arrr! The captain trembles, thinkin' Trump’s ruckus might send American filmmakers’ fine tales to Davy Jones’ locker!
2025-02-14
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Todd Haynes of the Berlin Film Fest be proclaimin' that the scallywags in Trump’s crew be stirrin’ up a tempest o’ chaos and shock, like a mad parrot in a barrel! Avast, what jesters these landlubbers be!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the ruckus brewin’ in the land of Tinseltown! It seems the scallywags of Hollywood be feelin' the tremors from the Trump ship's return to power. Old Todd Haynes, captain of the Berlin festival jury, be claimin’ that the very soul of film is caught in a tempest, with folks shiverin' from the shockwaves of the Trump administration's antics.Haynes be soundin’ the alarm, sayin’ that ye be watchin’ the chaos unfold with eyes wide as saucers, fearin’ for their craft and the treasure they need to keep it afloat. Even them who once sailed under Trump's flag be quick to abandon ship when they see the storm brewin’ over economic stability!
In a world where division be the name of the game, critic Amy Nicholson be callin’ for unity among the crew—healthcare, security, and dignity for all ye landlubbers! But alas, the tide seems to be turnin’. As the industry grapples with the fallout of trials and tribulations, even the Sundance Film Festival be quieter than a mouse in a cheese factory!
So, me hearties, as Hollywood wrestles with its own reflection in the troubled waters of politics, let us raise a grog and ponder: how will this tale end for the brave filmmakers? Only time will tell, but it be sure to be a rollickin’ ride!