"Ahoy, David Marcus! Captain Trump, the scallywag of fiery reason, sails the seas of common sense!"
2025-02-14
Arrr, matey! Columnist David Marcus, savvy as a sea dog, be claimin' he’s cracked the code to Trump’s wild ways—turns out it be naught but a treasure map of common sense! Aye, who knew the key to the captain's craziness be so simple? Avast!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about yon President Trump, who in his grand campaign and first month as captain of the ship, wielded a fiery rhetoric called "incendiary common sense!" Aye, the scallywags of the left nearly lost their minds when he claimed Haitian migrants were munchin’ on cats and dogs in Springfield, Ohio. What a hoot! The first step, the liberals be screechin' like banshees, callin' him a racist for even suggestin' it!Next, the townsfolk of Springfield be spinnin' tales about the goings-on, and the last step had the good people wonderin' why on Davy Jones' locker they thought tossin’ 20,000 Haitians into a town of 50,000 be a grand idea. By the time the smoke cleared, Trump was sittin’ pretty atop the hill of common sense, while the Democrats were left defendin’ the indefensible!
Then there's the tale of Elon Musk, who got the folks all riled up as they pondered why they be fundin’ oddities like trans theater in Ireland. Ahoy, Trump be knowin’ how to frame the issues, makin’ even the dullest common sense spark like cannon fire! So hoist yer sails and embrace the incendiary common sense, for it be a treasure worth seekin’ on this wild sea of politics!