Arrr, me hearties! Costco and its treasure hunters might find their booty sunk thanks to their fancy DEI shenanigans!
2025-02-14
Arrr, many a landlubber be sayin', "Go woke, go broke!" But Costco, that hearty vessel, scoffed at the notion and tossed aside the investors' timid sails. Mayhaps they'll be findin' themselves on the wrong side of the tide, savvy? Avast, the winds o' profit be fickle!
Avast, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with tales of the high seas of corporate folly! Aye, many a fine ship, like Google and Amazon, have learned the treacherous waters of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) be not the golden treasure they once thought. With mutinies brew’n from disgruntled crews, these mighty vessels be backtrack’n faster than a scallywag runnin' from the law!Yet, here stands Costco, defiant like a captain with a parrot on his shoulder, resolutely sailin’ into the storm of DEI! They’ve got a whole crew dedicated to diversity, makin' decisions based on who fits the bill of the colorful crew. Supplier choices lean towards the fairer sex and folk of many hues, even tossin’ doubloons at groups accused of shady dealings themselves!
But lo! A shareholder be raisin' the alarm bell, warnin' of the peril that lies ahead, as Costco’s ship could be sinkin’ under the weight of legal troubles. With a mighty board rejecting caution and keepin’ the course on DEI, they might find themselves at Davy Jones' locker if they ain’t careful.
So, me mateys, as the tides of corporate waters shift, let it be known: Costco might just be the next ship to flounder in these choppy seas, teachin’ all a lesson about the dangers of sailin’ too close to the winds of divisiveness! Arrr!