Arrr, Trump be needin' to hoist three grand sails to safeguard the freedom o' speech, matey!
2025-02-14
Arrr, matey! Captain Trump be not always averse to silencing the scallywags! If he be truly for the freedom o' speech, he best defend it on the high seas o' the internet, cease his battles with the press, and shield the landlubbers on campus, aye!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of a certain captain, President Donald Trump, who be claimin’ he’s dead set on endin’ the nasty scourge of unconstitutional censorship by the federal crew! Aye, ‘tis a fine mission on the surface, for the First Amendment be the mighty anchor of our democracy!Since takin’ the helm, the captain opened the White House Press Room to all manner of podcasters and livestream pirates, givin’ the good folk a chance to hear diverse tales. He even delayed the TikTok ban, bless his heart! But beware, for like many a politician, his promises be as slippery as a wet deck. This be the same captain who sent the federal crew to hush peaceful protests back in twenty-twenty!
Now, if he truly wants to protect free speech, he best not be tinkerin’ with Section 230, which be allowin’ platforms like Facebook to avoid walkin’ the plank over the words of their crew! Tread lightly, Captain, or ye might find yerself on the wrong side of the censorship seas!
So, if Trump desires to uphold the treasure of free speech, he must cease his lawsuits against the media and steer clear of threats to campus debates. Otherwise, mark me words, the ACLU will have their cutlass ready for battle! Arrr! Let freedom ring, or we’ll be singin’ a different tune!