The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Beware the AI wench on Valentine’s, for ye be payin’ a treasure ’gainst yer wildest dreams!

2025-02-14

Arrr, matey! Surfshark be sayin’ that four out o’ five jolly apps on the Apple treasure chest be snoopin’ on yer booty for gold! So, hoist yer sails and keep yer secrets safe, or ye be walkin’ the plank of privacy!

Arrr mateys, gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about the dreary plight of the single scallywag on Valentine’s Day! It be a wretched time, but fear not, fer a trusty AI assistant be at yer side – or so ye think! These mechanical mates be no more than data-hungry buccaneers, scourin’ for yer personal secrets to plunder!

According to the wise folk at Surfshark, four outta five of these clever contraptions in the Apple App Store be trackin’ yer every move, not to lend a hand, but to spy like a parrot on yer shoulder! Aye, Miguel Fornés, a cybersecurity expert, claims they be more like dastardly surveillance tools than friendly companions. It’s enough to make a pirate’s heart sink!

As the scurvy dogs at Surfshark delved into the treasures of data these apps gather, it was revealed that apps like Character AI be the most greedy, hoardin’ up to 15 types of data! They be wantin’ to know where ye are, all to bombard ye with targeted ads like cannonballs in a storm!

So beware, ye landlubbers! These so-called friends may lead ye to spill yer most guarded secrets, all while the developers be listenin’ in. Keep a weather eye on yer permissions, or ye might find yerself in a sea of troubles, savvy?

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