Arrr, the Trump crew be swayin’ the Pentagon newsies to sail the right seas! Avast, me hearties!
2025-02-14
Arrr, matey! With the new Trump ship at the helm, the media seas be shiftin’! Once filled with landlubber libs, the press room now opens its gates to scallywags like podcasters and influencers. Aye, ’tis a mighty fine crew of non-traditional swabs, seekin’ the White House loot!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the curious transformations aboard the good ship Trump in this second voyage o' his administration. Aye, the winds be blowin' favorably for those scallywags who be representin' the media, but lo and behold! The tides be turnin', and the crew in the press room be gettin' a right makeover!In days of yore, the crew was filled with liberal buccaneers, but now, they be makin’ way for the likes of podcasters and influencers—aye, those merry folk who be chasin' likes and shares instead of news! The White House be throwin' open the hatches to these newfangled media types, claimin' they be influential enough to spread the word from the captain's quarters.
So, raise yer tankards to this motley crew of non-traditional swabs, for they be sailin' into the press room with their shiny gadgets and swanky styles! As the good captain attempts to steer this ship toward calmer waters, one can’t help but chuckle at the sight of such a peculiar bunch all vying for a piece o' the action. Aye, it be a grand spectacle, and who knows what treasures await in this brave new world of information?