Arrr, Biden be fundin' scallywags, Trump’s order be the final cannonball, and Fox News be spoutin' more tall tales!
2025-02-14
Avast ye! Feast yer eyes upon the freshest tales from Fox News Opinion, and set sail on the waves of mirth with videos from that scallywag Sean Hannity, the dandy Raymond Arroyo, and a crew of jolly knaves! Don’t miss the treasure, matey! Arrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the Senate’s grand sealing o’ the deal, confirm’n Trump’s crew for the Cabinet! Hannity, that scallywag o’ Fox News, be givin’ his two doubloons on the matter, sayin’ it be a fine day fer politicin’ and rum-drinkin'! Aye, Hugh Hewitt be shoutin’ to the House GOP, “Time’s a wastin’!” as if they be searchin’ fer buried treasure beneath the waves!Then there’s the talk of the "last straw," or should I say, the last paper one! Trump be causin’ quite the ruckus with his orders, makin’ some folks throw their hats in the air like they just plundered a merchant vessel. The ACLU be screechin’ like a parrot, demandin’ Trump do three mighty things to protect free speech, lest it walk the plank!
And let’s not forget Joe Lonsdale, who warns that Biden’s leftover orders be threatenin’ the freedom of American AI like a Kraken lurkin’ beneath the waves! Meanwhile, Raymond Arroyo be crackin’ jokes about Democrats lettin’ loose their expletives, while the Biden-Mayorkas crew be runnin’ a migration funding machine that be smellin’ fishy! So hoist the sails, me mateys, for politics be a stormy sea where even Valentine’s Day might just need a good ol’ treasure map to find love! Arrr!