Arrr, DOGE be sailin' into the IRS, causin' a ruckus and makin' landlubbers quiver in their boots!
2025-02-14
Arrr, one scallywag from Musk’s crew o' Government Efficiency be settin' sail to the IRS lair in Washington on Thursday! This matey, Gavin Kliger, be askin' for the lowdown on what each landlubber in the IRS be up to, what treasure they be huntin' for in the next 90 days, and what dangers lurk in their waters!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the grand escapades of Elon Musk's crew, known as the Department of Government Efficiency, or as we call 'em, the DOGE scallywags! Just the other day, one brave matey, a chap by the name o' Gavin Kliger, sailed his ship straight to the heart o' the Internal Revenue Service in the bustling port of Washington!Now, why would a landlubber like him venture into the lair of tax collectors, ye ask? Well, this be all part of their grand scheme to trim the sails o' government agencies, makin' 'em shipshape and Bristol fashion! Kliger, armed with a quill and parchment, started barkin' orders like a captain on a treasure hunt, demandin' to know what each crew in the IRS be doin' and what they plan to plunder in the next three moons!
He even asked 'bout the dangers each unit faces, as if they be swabs on a perilous sea! So, me mateys, keep yer eyes peeled! For these DOGE brigands be on a mission to uncover treasure where others see naught but bureaucratic barnacles! Aye, this be one tale worth watchin' as they sail forth into the stormy seas of government efficiency!