Arrr! Vance be slicin’ and dicin’ them Soviet censorship scallywags at the Munich confab, matey! A jolly good show!
2025-02-14
Arrr, me hearties! Vice President JD Vance be spoutin’ to the European gaffers that their own censorship be a greater peril to their fair shores than ol’ Russia or China! Aye, 'tis a right jolly warning from the landlubber at the Munich parley! Savvy?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the words of Vice President JD Vance, a true buccaneer of the tongue, speakin' to the lords and ladies of Europe. In a grand huddle at the fabled Munich Security Conference, this crafty sea dog proclaimed that the real scourge afoot be not the fearsome Russians or the cunning Chinese, nay! But rather, the foul specter of censorship that be plaguin' the very soul of their existence!"Aye!" he quoth, "The menace that sends shivers down me timbers be not any foreign scallywag, but the chains of silence forged by their own hands!" The good Vice President warned that the attacks on free speech be a greater tempest than a cannonball shot from a galleon on the high seas. He be raisin' the flag of warning against the dangers lurkin’ within their own ports, rather than lookin' to the horizon for foes.