Arrr! Vance be makin' a right ruckus, callin' me hearties softies against the scallywags from Russia and China!
2025-02-14
Arrr, me hearties! In Munich's port, Vice Captain Vance let loose his tongue, sayin’ the fiercest foes be not the Chinese or Russians, but scallywags within! He scolded the Euro crew fer shuttin’ down free speak, lettin’ in too many landlubbers, and shunnin’ the hard-right mateys! Avast!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the land of Munich, where the mighty Vice President of the United States, JD Vance, be takin' to the stage like a scallywag at a tavern singin' shanties! With a fire in his belly, he let loose a broadside against the European leaders, claimin' that the true peril lurkin' in their waters be not China or Russia, but rather the rogues within their own ranks!In his inaugural speech, Vance, the high-flyin' captain of the American ship, unleashed a tirade, accusin' the Euro-crats of squashin' free speech like a barnacle on a ship’s hull! He claimed they be losin' their grip on immigration, lettin' in far too many landlubbers who don’t know the first thing about hoistin' the sails. Aye, and he bellowed about their reluctance to join forces with the hard-right crew, who be lookin' to steer the ship in a more rugged direction!
So here’s the rub, mateys: it seems the good Vice President be thinkin' the greatest threat comes not from the high seas but from the chaps at the helm of Europe’s own ship! A right merry jest, I say! Let’s hoist a tankard to all the landlubbers and their internal squabbles, while we sail the seas of freedom!