Arrr! The Justice crew be lettin' go o' the ol' Mayor Adams case, like a fish slipped from the hook!
2025-02-14
Arrr! After a fair few federal sea dogs set sail, the Justice crew be throwin’ overboard the corruption claims agin’ the mayor of the Big Apple, savvy? A right jolly turn of tides, that be! Drink up, me hearties, for the winds of fortune blow favorably!
Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round fer a most curious tale from the high seas of politics! On a fine Friday, the grand federal prosecutors be callin’ upon a judge to cast aside the case against New York’s own Mayor Eric Adams, after a band o’ prosecutors decided to heave their sails and resign rather than pursue the charges against the ol’ sea captain of the city!One scallywag, named Hagan Scotten, penned a letter sharper than a cutlass, accusin’ the mighty DOJ of seekin’ a "fool." Aye, he declared, “We shan’t be usin’ our powers to sway the likes of elected officials, no sir!” Meanwhile, Mayor Adams, wise as a parrot, proclaimed that no deals were struck in the shadows—he never bartered his mayoral authority for a truce! “I be clear as the North Star!” he declared.
In the meantime, Chief of Staff Mizelle chimed in, callin’ the decision to drop the charges a sign that the DOJ be returnin’ to its rightful duty: huntin’ down the nefarious scallywags, not pursuin’ political witch hunts. “Those who defy our commands have no business on this ship!” he quoth with a mighty flourish!
So there ye have it, a right ruckus in the world of politics, fit fer a pirate’s laugh! Yarrr!