Ahoy! Speaker Perez be shoutin’ with Trump ‘gainst them scallywags sneakin’ in! Avast, let’s hoist the anchor!
2025-02-14
Arrr, mateys! Florida's top cap'n, Daniel Perez, be chattin’ with Captain Trump to hoist the sails against those pesky stowaways! Aye, they be battlin’ the tide of illegal landlubbers tryin’ to board our fair shores! Avast, let the sun shine bright on our salty strategy!
Avast ye landlubbers! Florida, the land of sun and swashbucklin’ surprises, be makin’ waves in the grand ole battle against illegal immigration! With a mighty new law, they be settin’ the gold standard for America, restor’n the rule of law while standin’ tall with Captain Trump, the fearless leader o’ the seas!This here legislation be as fierce as a kraken, tightenin' ties with the federal forces o’ Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE). No more slippin’ through the cracks fer those scallywags! Florida be takin’ aim at the notorious pirate gangs, makin’ sure that any illegal who be commit’n dastardly deeds faces the ultimate consequence—ye heard it right, the dreaded death penalty!
But that ain't all, me hearties! Votin’ like a true pirate is for true patriots, not illegal rogues, and those who dare to defile our democracy shall be thrown in the brig! Taxpayer doubloons be spent wisely, cuttin’ in-state tuition fer illegal scallywags and expandin’ ICE prisons to keep the ruffians at bay.
With the formation of the State Board o’ Immigration Enforcement, Florida’s makin’ sure its seas be safe and sound. So raise yer tankards high, for Florida be chartin’ a course to protect its good folk and uphold the law, with Captain Trump at the helm! Arrr!