Arrr! The energy scallywags be tossin' crew overboard—loan swabs and nuke guards be runnin' scared, say the gossipin' winds!
2025-02-14
Arrr! The great captain Trump be sendin’ 1,200 to 2,000 scallywags to Davy Jones' locker at the Department of Energy! From power grid swabs to nuclear wranglers, the ship be a-leakin’! Even the old Cold War treasure chests be short of hands! Avast, me hearties!
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis a tale of the high seas of politics where the cap'n, President Trump, be makin' quite the ruckus! With a cutlass of budgetary might, he has sent about 1,200 to 2,000 scallywags packin’ from the Department of Energy, includin’ fine crew members at the power grid office, the nuclear security crew, and the loans brig, as three trusty sources be spillin' the beans on this dark deed!The Democrats be raisin’ a ruckus, claimin' that the layoffs be extendin’ to brave souls workin' in national labs, hydroelectric plants, and those old Cold War ghost ships we call nuclear sites, where dangers lurk like a kraken in the deep. With about 14,000 hearty souls employed at the DOE, it seems the good ship Energy be takin’ on water faster than a shipwrecked vessel!
So hoist the Jolly Roger and brace yerselves, for the winds of change be blowin' fierce! The mutiny of layoffs be stirrin' up a storm, and who knows what treasures—or troubles—be awaitin’ us on this treacherous voyage through the political seas. Yarrr, keep yer eyes peeled, me hearties!