Arrr! Gear went belly up, messages tossed like cannonballs, NTSB be scratchin' their heads over a skywreck near D.C.!
2025-02-14
Arrr, the bumbling landlubbers of the National Transportation Safety Board be investigatin’ some tall tales in the flight logs, faulty altimeter shenanigans, and a right muddled chat with air traffic! Aye, a sky battle ‘twixt an Army chopper and a merchant vessel, the deadliest in years! Blimey!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I've a tale of the skies, where a most frightful mishap took place 'twixt a gallant Army chopper and a swanky commercial bird, causin' quite the ruckus in the heavens! The fine folks at the National Transportation Safety Board, those landlubbers tasked with keepin' the skies safe, be investigatin' this here calamity, reckonin' there be discrepancies in the flight data. Aye, they be ponderin’ if the altimeter be makin' mischief, or if the air traffic control crew might’ve been havin’ a jolly ol' chinwag, lettin' vital messages slip through like sand in a sieve!"We be lookin' into the chance o' some foul data," declared the head of this esteemed crew, one Jennifer Homendy, at a news conference as she scratched her noggin. “We got a heap o’ work to do,” she continued, likely eyein' the horizon fer more clues than a treasure map!