Arrr! The landlubber schoolmasters be warned: toss the DEI trinkets or walk the plank of federal doubloons!
2025-02-15
Arrr, me hearties! The Education Crew be givin' a jolly good warning to state scallywags: if ye don’t toss them fancy notions of diversity and fairness overboard, ye might find yer treasure chest a mite lighter, savvy? Yarrr, let the rum flow and the policies go!
Arrr matey, gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the realm of education! The Department o' Education be sendin' word to all yer state departments, warnin' them to hoist the Jolly Roger and toss overboard their diversity, equity, and inclusion policies or face the dreaded scallywag of federal fundin' loss!In a missive fit for a captain, the Office fer Civil Rights, led by the crafty Craig Trainor, be givin' just 14 days fer compliance—else ye be walkin' the plank! “Ye best follow the law, or ye be losin' yer doubloons,” he warns, callin' out the rampant discrimination lurkin' in the educational seas.
The letter cites a Supreme Court ruling that says treatin' students different based on race be as illegal as a landlubber tryin’ to sail a ship. It insists all ye schools and educational institutions best comply or face the wrath of the law, no matter how grand yer ambitions of diversity be!
With ol' Trump givin' orders akin to a ship captain resolvin' to clean up the crew, DEI programs be gettin' the axe, as the Department of Education wipes 'em from their charts. So, me hearties, it seems the winds o' change be blowin’ through the academic seas, and those who don’t comply might find themselves in hot water!