Arrr, matey! Fox News be chasin’ Trump’s wild dreams of sailin’ through stargates, like a scallywag on a quest!
2025-02-15
Ahoy, mateys! Keep yer eye on the horizon for the newest contraptions o' the mind, fer AI be a treasure chest o' wonders and woes! Navigate the seas of knowin' to seize the bounties and dodge the krakens! Yarrr, it be a wild voyage ahead!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round fer the latest bounty o’ news from the seven seas o’ technology! First up, the grand project known as Stargate, conjured by none other than Captain Trump himself, be now settin’ sail in Texas, with more ports o’ call to be revealed anon!Meanwhile, the cunning Elon Musk be threatenin’ to hoist his sails and withdraw his treasure-laden offer of $97.4 billion fer OpenAI, unless they keep their ship afloat as a nonprofit. Aye, that be a condition fit to make a scallywag ponder!
But beware, ye landlubbers, for a dark cloud looms over our economic seas. Some say AI be a fierce beast that could leave many a matey without a job or a way to fill their coffers, strippin’ the government of its gold!
In Paris, the captain o’ OpenAI, Sam Altman, tipped his hat to Vice President JD Vance, sharin’ visions of the future—a future ripe fer plunderin' by those savvy enough to harness AI's power.
Yet, dread befallin’ those who fall prey to AI romance scams, where love be but a cruel trick! So keep yer wits about ye, me hearties, and don’t let the technology make ye walk the plank of heartbreak!