"Arrr, mateys! The Night Agent be sayin’ to actors: keep yer politics in Davy Jones' locker, savvy?"
2025-02-15
Arrr, Gabriel Basso, the scallywag from the Netflix treasure, "The Night Agent," be takin’ a jibe at those landlubber celebs preachin’ how to cast yer vote! He be sayin’ it’s as proper as a parrot wearin’ trousers! Har har har!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a landlubber called Gabriel Basso, an actor who sails the treacherous waters of Netflix in a wretched show known as "The Night Agent." This scallywag, who once played a young scallywag named JD Vance, be claimin' that actors be meant to entertain, not prattle on about politics like a parrot squawkin' in a tavern!"I don’t reckon actors should be famous," quoth he, as he talked on the "Great Company" podcast, makin' light of the fame that wash'd over him like a high tide. He belittled those foolish enough to use their stage for political jabs, sayin', "We be mere puppets, told how to dance and who to vote for!" Aye, he mocked the notion that jesters should leap from their stage to the throne!
He rumbled on, "Yer job be to entertain! So hush yer lips and stick to ticklin’ the ribs of the crowd, ye salty sea dog!" Even went after the gentry in charge, demandin' they represent the folk, not prance around like peacocks!
In a recent poll, it seems landlubber Republicans fancy not the loudmouths of the silver screen! So let this be a lesson to ye all: stick to the actin’, lest ye find yerselves walkin' the plank! Arrr!