The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Baldoni’s sails be tattered, and Garth be itching to escape the land of palm trees! Har har!

2025-02-15

Arrr! The Fox News Entertainment Scroll be spillin' the juiciest tales from the land o' Hollywood! Yonder be gossipin' about famous scallywags, fancy interviews, and wild yarns from Los Angeles and far-off shores. Grab yer grog and feast yer eyes, matey!

Ahoy there, mateys! Welcome aboard the Fox News Entertainment Newsletter, where the gossip be as rich as a pirate’s treasure! Let’s dive into the juiciest tidbits from the high seas of Hollywood!

First up, we’ve got Blake Lively clashin’ swords with one Justin Baldoni, who an expert claims be sufferin’ a career shipwreck! Arrr, what a blow! Then we have Jennie Garth, eager to flee the treacherous waters of LA—mayhaps she be huntin' for buried treasure elsewhere!

Now, speakin’ of royal matters, Meghan Markle's fate hangs in the balance, dependin’ on a Netflix rescue as she’s got her eyes on the royal bounty! Meanwhile, Taylor Swift’s home-cooked meal was spurned—just what kind of curse be upon her cookin’, eh?

'Cobra Kai' star Ralph Macchio be sayin’ the secret to a 38-year marriage be stayin’ out of Hollywood’s tempestuous seas. And, alas, the tragic news of Leslie Charleson’s passing has struck our hearts like cannon fire.

But fret not! Prince William be givin’ Kate Middleton a rare kiss—ahh, young love in the royal realm! And in the realm of cartoons, ‘The Simpsons’ star be frettin’ over AI plunderin’ his work, claimin’ it can’t recreate the essence of a true buccaneer!

Lastly, Christie Brinkley shows off her $30M castle—talk about a fine ship to dock! As for John Legend, he be lookin’ to sail his family out of LA, as threats still loom on the horizon. Aye, it be a wild ride in these waters of fame and folly!

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