Arrr, the Trump crew be bootin' 20 Biden's immigration sea dogs from the ship! A fine jest, I say!
2025-02-16
Arrr! The Trump crew be throwin' overboard 20 "midnight" sea lawyers the Biden scallywags tried to sneak aboard in their last hours. Thirteen of 'em were cast away on Friday, while seven first mates of the court met the plank too! Blimey, what a hullabaloo!
Ahoy there, matey! Gather 'round and lend an ear, for a tale of judges and jests be afoot in the realm of politics! It seems that the scallywags of the Trump regime have set their cutlasses upon twenty immigration judges, tossin’ ‘em overboard like old barnacles off a ship's hull!In the wanin' days of the Biden crew, they tried to cram these judges into the courts quicker than a sailor can swig rum. But alas! The tides have turned, and on a fateful Friday, thirteen judges hired in the dead of winter were shown the plank, as whispered by a trusty source from the Justice Department.
But wait, ye landlubbers! That be not the end of this hullabaloo! Seven assistant chief judges also found themselves in a right pickle, as they too were given the ol' heave-ho. 'Twas a true spectacle, like a pirate's brawl over a treasure chest, with cutthroat maneuverin' and shenanigans abound!
So, here’s to the merry-go-round of judges in the grand ship of government, where today’s mates be tomorrow’s castaways! Arrr!