Arrr, matey! Border agents be ditchin’ their spyglasses after a cheeky post made ‘em look like bumblin’ barnacles!
2025-02-16
Arrr, mateys! The landlubbers at U.S. Customs be tossin’ their body cameras overboard! A scallywag on Reddit spun a tale of dangers, makin’ ‘em fret like a cat on a hot tin roof. Now they be guardin’ their secrets like a treasure chest under lock and key!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' the U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) agents who be tossin' their body cameras overboard! Aye, it seems that a rascally post on the Reddit seas revealed that these fancy contraptions could be spotted by a devilish app called BLE Radar, which also be known fer settin' off boom-booms! Arrr!In a statement fit fer the captain’s log, CBP declared, "No more body-worn cameras in the field, lest we be exposed!" They be pullin' the cameras faster than a ship bein' chased by a kraken, all in the name of "potential security risks." Aye, the Avon cameras be the scallywags in question, catchin' the eyes of the BLE Radar, which be able to sniff 'em out from a hundred yards away, like a hungry shark smellin' blood!This comes as the CBP and ICE be rampin' up their huntin' for those pesky illegal immigrants, known as "gotaways." Since the start of February, the daily count has plummeted to just 132, a 93% drop from the previous administration's highs! So, it seems the high seas of immigration be calmer for now, but who knows what the tides may bring next?So hoist the sails and keep yer eyes peeled, for this be a tale of technology and trouble on the high seas of border patrol! Yarrr!