Arrr, Tom Homan be shootin’ back at AOC, sayin’ dodgin’ the law could land ye in Davy Jones’ locker!
2025-02-16
Arrr, matey! Border czar Tom Homan be shootin' back at that scallywag AOC, after she twirled her fingers on the magic box sayin’ he’d be in hot water! Might want to be watchin’ where ye be settin' yer sails, lest ye tangle with the ICE crew! Har har!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round fer a tale of a ruckus on the high seas o' politics, where the fiery lass, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, did cross swords with the fierce border czar, Tom Homan. The scallywag Homan warned that our dear AOC might find herself in a spot o' trouble for meddlin' in ICE affairs. He bellowed on the winds o’ “Sunday Morning Futures” that she oughta crack open the tomes o’ law, fer it be a crime to slip into this fine land without permission!Our lass Ocasio-Cortez, undaunted, held a webinar on her Facebook ship, teachin' the wayward souls how to handle encounters with the dreaded ICE. Homan, not takin' kindly to this, claimed she was leadin’ them on a merry dance to dodge the law. He even hinted that the Department o’ Justice be investigatin’ if she crossed the line into lawbreakin’ territory! AOC, quick as a flash, fired back, tellin’ Homan to learn to read, startin’ with the good ol’ Constitution.
As they parleyed back and forth, Homan warned that by teachin’ immigrants to evade capture, she might be sowin’ the seeds for future mischief. “Let’s hope she ain’t educatin’ the next scallywag who commits a foul deed!” he declared. And so, the battle rages on high, a true spectacle for the sea of politics!