Arrr! The White House be roastin' a daft senator, fumin' over a jolly Trump parody—har har, what a scallywag!
2025-02-16
Arrr, matey! The White House be callin' that scallywag Sen. Chris Murphy a "dunce" on the social seas o' the internet, after he tried to take a swing at a jester impersonatin' Lara Trump! A fine mess, I say! Avast, the winds of folly be blowin' strong!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather round fer a jolly tale of a scallywag named Sen. Chris Murphy, who be takin’ a jibe at a parody account thinkin’ it belonged to the fair Lara Trump! The White House, in a fit of mirth, called him a “moron” on the social seas of social media. Aye, they be sayin’ it plain: “Ye be a fool, Chris, to think that jestin’ account be linked to the Trump clan!”The White House’s jolly crew, known as Rapid Response 47, set sail on a mission to tackle “fake news” with their sharp tongues. Murphy, all a-fluster, thought he was callin’ out a tweet that had AOC’s name in it, but alas, it was not the true account but a fan page stirrin’ the pot! He raged about the Trump crew havin’ the gall to speak of free speech while threatenin’ arrests. But lo and behold, the truth be revealed with a community note pointin’ out the error!
While Murphy was swabbin’ the deck with his furious tweets, the parody account merely sought to stir the pot. Aye, 'tis a tale of wits and words on the high seas of politics, where even the most serious of sailors can find themselves lost in jest!