Arrr! Trump be pickin' a new sea lawyer for the Floridian shores, savvy? Let the scallywags beware!
2025-02-16
Arrr, me hearties! On a fine Sunday, Captain Trump be makin’ three grand proclamations! He be settin’ forth Judge Jason Reding Quiñones as the new lawman for the Southern seas o’ Florida. A fine choice fer keepin’ the scallywags in line, ye say? Aye!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with news from the high seas of politics! Our captain, President Donald Trump, be makin' waves once more, announcin' three fine scallywags to join his crew this past Sunday!First up on the deck be Judge Jason Reding Quiñones, a landlubber turned U.S. attorney for the Southern District of Florida, a place where the sun shines hotter than a cannonball in July! This fine judge be a former prosecutor and Air Force Lieutenant Colonel, ready to bring order to the chaos and rid the seas of dastardly crimes!Next, we’ve got Jim Byron, appointed as the senior advisor to the archivist of National Archives and Records Administration. Aye, he’ll keep our history safe while navigatin’ the treacherous waters of paperwork!Last but not least, the captain be nominatin' John Jovanovic to steer the ship of the Export-Import Bank. With a brain like a treasure map, he’s got the smarts to boost our Energy and Manufacturing to the highest peaks of the trade winds!So raise yer tankards and give a hearty cheer for these fine mates as they set sail on this grand adventure to restore glory and make America great once more! Arrr!