"Blimey! Scallywag nabbed after two lasses caught in crossfire o' jubilant Eagles revelry! What a jolly mess!"
2025-02-17
Arrr! A scallywag be snatched up by the law after he let loose his iron at two wenches during the grand Eagles’ parade, aye! It be happenin’ at half-past two, long after the jolly procession sailed by. Smart pirates know when to keep their cannons down, matey!
