Arrr, says Viktor Orbán, Ukraine be risin’ to be the EU's next troublesome treasure, like Afghanistan on the high seas!
2025-02-17
Arrr, mateys! Viktor Orbán be sayin' the Ukraine scuffle might be the EU’s own cursed "Afghanistan," a never-endin' tussle with no fair wind to escape! He jests 'bout the treasure trove o' euros the EU’s tossed to keep Ukraine fightin' off the Russian scallywags! Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer Captain Viktor Orbán be spoutin’ a tale o’ woe from the high seas of geopolitics! He be claimin’ that the squabble in Ukraine could very well be the European Union’s own “Afghanistan.” Aye, a never-endin’ battle that be drainin’ gold from the coffers with no chance of a fair wind to guide ‘em home!At a grand soirée in the swanky sands o’ Dubai, the good captain shared a yarn with none other than Tucker Carlson, the former Fox News matey. He regaled the crowd with tales of the hundreds o’ billions o’ euros the EU has tossed like cannonballs to help Ukraine fend off the brutish Russian bear that doth stormed their shores three long years ago!
So, as the winds blow fierce and the cannons roar, Orbán be warnin’ that the EU might just find itself sailin’ in circles, chasin’ a mirage, while its treasure dwindles faster than rum in a pirate’s belly! Aye, a humorous plight indeed, as the crew navigates these treacherous waters of war and woe!