Arrr, Democrats be needin' to prove that the crown can be a boon, not a barnacle on the ship!
2025-02-17
Arrr, matey! 'Tis our duty to prove that the true treasure be not in crowns or fancy lords, but in the hearties of the common folk! Let us sail forth and show the world that glory ain't just for the high and mighty, but for every scallywag aboard!
Avast, me hearties! 'Twas a grand eighty-eight years ago when President Franklin Roosevelt stood before the good folk of Philadelphia, spoutin’ warnings of an economic aristocracy. Aye, these scallywags hoarded treasure and twisted the laws to suit their fancy, forgettin’ the needs of the common man! He swore the government ought to serve the masses, not just the gilded few.But blow me down, lookin' at today’s seas, it be the billionaires who be sailin’ the ship of state, fundin’ campaigns and settin’ their lapdogs in power, all while plunderin’ public education and fillin’ their treasure chests! They be slashin’ funds for decent schools, all to keep their coffers filled with gold. Aye, they treat our government like a plaything, blind to the crew who depend on proper governance.
These high-flyin’ knaves see themselves as the rightful rulers, while the working folk be left scrappin’ for scraps! Democracy, they claim, should dance to their tune, regardless of the cost. 'Tis time to hoist the Jolly Roger against this tyranny! We must rally together, claimin’ the promise of a land where hard work be rewarded, not just for the mighty, but for all. So let’s seize this moment, savvy? Together, we shall rise and chart a course for a fairer tomorrow!