Arrr, I be a swift-footed scallywag, and the treasure hunt for women’s sports be off to a jolly fine start!
2025-02-17
Avast ye! As a fleet-footed scallywag, me heart be a-jumpin’ that the federal lubbers be finally sprintin’ to rescue the lasses’ games! The Trump crew, the judgey mates, and the Congress scoundrels be hoisting the anchor to thwart the Biden sails! Yarrr, what a jolly hullabaloo!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be hearin' tell of a grand race in the world of sportin'! Aye, it be a tale of runners knowin' the value o' a swift start, much like a cannonball blast sendin' a ship into the sea! In January, the gallant federal officials took their first four strides to counter the Biden crew's mischief of lettin' male athletes storm into the lady's domain of sports!Step one, a court be strippin' the 2024 Title IX Rule, which tried to mix male and female like rum in water. Step two, the House of Representatives passed a bill sayin' that schools best not let any salty sea dogs compete with the fair maidens, or risk their gold! Step three, the Department of Education set sail back to the original meaning of "sex," and step four, the Trump captain issued orders to keep the gents out of the ladies' locker rooms!
But shiver me timbers! Each day that passes be another day that a lass be losin’ her chance to shine, havin’ trained hard for her shot at glory. With their voices bravely raised, a band of fierce female athletes be pushin' back, seekin’ fair winds, and showin’ the world that women’s sports be fer women!
So hoist the sails, and let us hope that justice prevails, fer the tides be turnin' in favor o' fairness once more! Arrr!