Arrr! Trump’s crew be sinkin’ the ‘Sovereign’ ship of New York, makin’ waves and ruckus, savvy?
2025-02-16
Avast, mateys! Article III scallywag Mike Davis be sayin' a band o’ prosecutors in the Southern District o’ New York done lost their sea legs! They floundered like landlubbers not followin’ a lawful order from the mighty Attorney General Pam Bondi! Aye, what a jolly mess!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a tempestuous tiff on the high seas of law and politics! It all began with Acting Deputy Attorney General Emil Bove givin' a right civics lesson to a wayward prosecutor, Danielle Sassoon, who seemed a tad confused 'bout whom she served. Bove, under the flag of Attorney General Pam Bondi, ordered the dismissal of a dubious indictment against New York City Mayor Eric Adams, who had dared to criticize the captain of the Biden ship!Now, this here indictment, some say it was aimed to sink Adams’ chances in the upcoming mayoral race. Bove claimed it could hinder Adams’ assistance to Trump’s crew in the illegal immigration battle. But lo and behold! Sassoon and her mates, feeling mighty righteous, resigned faster than a scallywag on a sinking ship, cryin' foul ‘bout the rule of law, whilst conveniently forgettin' their silence during past political shenanigans.
Yet, in this tale of insubordination, the winds of change be blowin’, as Bove reminded ‘em that the captain of this legal ship be the President, not a band of self-righteous bureaucrats. So, to the barnacle-covered deck with those who refuse to obey orders! Aye, it’s a new day for the justice seas, where compliance be the law of the land!