Arrr, be the Ukrainian crew peddlin' half their U.S. treasure? Blimey, what scallywags they be!
2025-02-17
Arrr, mateys! Tucker be shoutin’ that the brave lads o’ Ukraine be peddlin’ our mighty weapons to scallywags on the black market! He swears on his best parrot that half our cannons be in the clutches of drug-slingin’ ruffians near the U.S.-Mexican tide! Blimey!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale spun from the briny deep of political banter! Our scallywag, Tucker Carlson, be spoutin' a yarn on his latest video podcast, claimin' that the fine lads of Ukraine's military be sellin' off good ol' U.S.-provided weaponry to shady figures in the black market. Aye, he be sayin' it clearer than a siren's song—he knows this “for a fact!”With the fervor of a captain at sea, he declared that a goodly portion, perhaps a whole half, of the arms sent by the good ol' U.S. of A. have found their way into the hands of rascally drug cartels lurkin' near the U.S.-Mexican border. Now, I don’t know about ye, but that sounds like a right pickle! Imagine those scurvy dogs, armed to the teeth with our shiny cannonballs, havin' a jolly old time! What a hullabaloo!
So, there ye have it, me hearties! A merry tale of arms and mischief, spun by Tucker, the bard of the modern high seas. Whether it be fact or fancy, we be left wonderin' what other secrets the deep might hold. To the next port o' call, we sail!