The Booty Report

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Arrr! No more eye spyin' on the border lads, fer they be tossin' their cameras overboard! Here’s the booty!

2025-02-17

Ahoy, mateys! The Border Patrol scallywags be tossin’ their body cams overboard, as a cheeky post revealed their faces! Customs be sayin’, “No more spy glasses fer our brave lads in the field!” Aye, let the shenanigans begin! Yarrr!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale from the high seas of the landlubber law! It be said that the brave souls of Border Patrol, once adorned with their shiny body cameras like the bling of a treasure chest, have cast 'em aside like a scallywag's old boots! Yarr!

Aye, this here decision be born of a ruckus on the social media tides, where those pesky cameras made it easy to spot these agents as they be doin' their duty. Customs and Border Protection, those fine folks in charge, declared, “Nay! No more BWCs in the field!” So they’ve decided to sail the lawless sea of operations without the watchful eye of the camera crew!

The agents be takin’ a gamble, lettin’ their shenanigans go unseen, like a ghost ship in the fog! One wonders what mischief they’ll be up to now that their escapades won’t be caught on film—perhaps a jig or two when they think no one be lookin'! So here’s to the Border Patrol, now free to roam without the burden of the lens, like pirates on a moonlit night! Avast, what a merry adventure awaits! Yarrr!

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