Arrr, matey! The judge be sayin' the federal scallywags can't sue the captain fer peekin' at their treasures!
2025-02-17
Arrr, matey! A landlubber judge be tellin’ the scallywags o’ the federal crew to walk the plank! They be complainin’ ‘bout their secrets bein’ tossed about like fish in a barrel, but the Trump ship be sailin’ on, no cares for their worries! Avast, what a jolly mess!
Ahoy, me hearties! A federal judge, one Randolph Moss by name, hath thrown the proverbial cannonball at federal workers who be raisin’ a ruckus ‘gainst the Trump administration. These landlubbers be complainin’ ’bout their privacy and security whence the newfangled "Government-Wide Email System" be unfurled, sendin’ word to over two million scallywags with offers to either set sail from their government posts or risk bein’ tossed overboard, laid off!The judge looked upon their pleas for a temporary restraining order like a parched sailor eyein' a mirage, dismissin' their claims that their precious .gov email addresses be in peril. He declared that they be lackin' evidence to prove their fears be founded, claimin’ their arguments be just a fanciful tale spun from a "highly attenuated chain of possibilities." Yarrr, what a turn of phrase!
Even as the winds of legal battles blow, this new email contraption shall remain afloat, and the case shall continue in the courts, like a ship on a quest. So keep yer eyes peeled, mateys, for this tale be far from over! Stay tuned for the next chapter in this swashbucklin’ saga!